Cookies

" Mister! Mister! "

" Eh? What is it, boy? "

" Buy a cookie, won't you, mister? "

" Eh? Buy one? Boy, I look like a rich man to you? "

" W-well, oh, gee, you're a beggar aren't you? "

" That's right boy! Ain't got a cent to myself! "

" O-oh..gee, I'm sorry mister. Have a good day! "

" W-oh, wait, wait boy! I just realised..."

" Wha? "
" I've got no money.. but I've got something right over here! "

" Oh, really? "

" Yep! Right over here! "

" Really? What is it? "

" Come on, I'll show you boy! Just.. give me a moment.."

" Oh, what is it? "

" It's a surprise, boy! Oh, I think I've got it! Just close your eyes.."

" C-close my eyes? "

" You want it to be a surprise, don't you? Now close your eyes and hold out your hands! Just put your cookie pot over there, you can take it up later."

" O-okay! Gee, I wonder what it is? "

" Heh."

" Can I open my eyes now, mister?"

" Sure, just hold this. "

" Okayyykgfhghgjkh - " THUMP

" They never do learn. "